07/01/13 By:

Welcome to the Team: Kevin Edition

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What differentiates you from Kyle?

Not much, we are actually siblings — twin spies genetically engineered and sent by [edited for legal reasons] to infiltrate your company and corrupt your files.  Our operation is going well — so far.

Where did you go to school?

Wellington Exempted Village public schools K-12

That sounds made up.

When is your birthday and what embarrassing thing about you can we ice on a cake?

October 31st  — I know that has to set me up for something good, I have high expectations.

What terrifies you most about Justin Tokos?

Any type of food he tries to put on my desk. (Especially when he waits there and stares at me to see if I will or wont eat it.) Suspicious.

We were thinking you would say something more along the lines of “everything.”

Nope, just the food thing.

Aw, that’s cute.

So, what brought you to 427 — besides the extravagant pay check, two day work weeks and free kittens (we don’t have any of those things here, by the way)?

4 plus 2 plus 7 equals 13, the unluckiest number?

I’m not as good at math, but what does 4 + 2 + You’re Fired equal?

Still 13.

In “427 Design: The Movie”, who would play you?

[Edited for legal reasons], for obvious reasons. 

Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle and why?

Venus, because she is the most hated. 

I’ve never heard of her, but she sounds awesome.

So, what’s with all the vests?

They hold in my soul. 

Don’t tell Justin.

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